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mylifeasqueenb:

I laugh every time

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

sushinfood:

tastefullyoffensive:

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The Crisp one was amazing to me until my Aussie friend spoke up and said AND IT GOES THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION IF YOU SAY PISS RACK.

THE CHUCKDAMN SPIDERTHING.

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tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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(via doctorwho)

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skywlker:

skywlker:

when your best friend starts talking about his new empire

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when your best friend betrays the jedi order

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(via hoodie22)

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This Snakejuice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

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